Monday, August 30, 2010

How to own faces in Halo


Halo 3 is a pretty easy game. People are dumb. I have a lvl 55 account in social slayer so it's safe to say I am the best. I have roughly 10,000 social games played and no one else can beat me. I am also pro at mongoose racing. MLG can't handle me.

Anyone who is good at this game knows it's all about the gametypes and where to find the best players. Playlists under ranked are generally filled with boosters and de rankers. You never get good people on your team so don't try. It's not random, the world hates you and you will always lose. Only newbies play these playlists. Your not a newbie so hop into social slayer where all the pros play. People are pretty good here. I generally suggest vetoing anything with battle rifles as people cheat with them and 4 shot you even though it's impossible. Anyone who beats you is probably a cheater since most people are. Just quit out of games with cheaters and wait for a game with a warthog. Pros use this all the time because it's all about skill and teamwork. It takes a lot of practice to get good and not flip the warthog but when you do it's easy to run into all of the 12 year old pros who think they are good. They will often say you suck at the game but that is just because they aren't any good. If you can find a buddy to team up with your chances with a warthog will be even better. Just drive around and run into people while your team mate shoots all of the other noobs. I like to drive straight at people as it freaks them out. It's like watching a murder in slow motion. They know they are going to die.

If your lucky enough to get sandtarp load up the elephant. This vehicle is over powered. Simply drive it around to where the enemies are and you have 2 gunners to tear them up. Even better this vehicle can't be destroyed. This is a guarantee win when you drive around in this beast. I have had people send me many angry messages because I am so awesome. I even beat snipedown240 while in my elephant. I just kept running him over. He didn't even bother moving the whole game because he knew how amazing I am and how over powered the elephant is. So much for a professional MLG player.

53 comments:

  1. enjoying the blog so far.

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  2. i'll just play MW2 nigga
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  3. cool stuff but im not a halo fan.

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  4. hope you're looking forward to blackops!

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  5. nice blog man

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  6. i'm still playing marathon...

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  7. wats up dude checkin my friends out love the blog bro love back?

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  8. good tips, can't wait till Halo: Reach!

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  9. Nices tips , dude , see mines about ducks

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  10. Wonderful post...

    Just stopping by to show you some support ;)

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  11. I don't play much except red dead redemption and wow, which are relaxing games to play. Nice blog though :-)

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  12. I love playing halo but my xbox just broke :(

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  13. Halo 3 was really a really great game, energysword is awesome!
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  14. You sound just like my little brother. are you excited about halo: forge?
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  15. I laughed the entire reading session lmao that was hilarious "Im ranked lvl 55 in social slayer"

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  16. My highest rank was like 40 before I stopped... :/

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  18. Hey there! Just stopped by to check in and see what's going on :-) Still got a good blog here, have a nice day :-)

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  19. This is a great post man! checking in on my daily rounds to show some real love for you. oh and i made a new minecraft blog maybe you check it out

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  20. AGREED! Nice post, keep them coming man.

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  22. followed, I like the SS you used.

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  28. Showing teh daily support

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  30. Warthog racing is one of the best things about halo

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  31. havent played halo in a long time


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  33. lol its been forever since i've played a halo game


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  34. forget halo, WoW is sooo omuch bettterzzzz, CATACLYZMZ expansion packz coming out soonz

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