Monday, August 30, 2010
How to own faces in Halo
Halo 3 is a pretty easy game. People are dumb. I have a lvl 55 account in social slayer so it's safe to say I am the best. I have roughly 10,000 social games played and no one else can beat me. I am also pro at mongoose racing. MLG can't handle me.
Anyone who is good at this game knows it's all about the gametypes and where to find the best players. Playlists under ranked are generally filled with boosters and de rankers. You never get good people on your team so don't try. It's not random, the world hates you and you will always lose. Only newbies play these playlists. Your not a newbie so hop into social slayer where all the pros play. People are pretty good here. I generally suggest vetoing anything with battle rifles as people cheat with them and 4 shot you even though it's impossible. Anyone who beats you is probably a cheater since most people are. Just quit out of games with cheaters and wait for a game with a warthog. Pros use this all the time because it's all about skill and teamwork. It takes a lot of practice to get good and not flip the warthog but when you do it's easy to run into all of the 12 year old pros who think they are good. They will often say you suck at the game but that is just because they aren't any good. If you can find a buddy to team up with your chances with a warthog will be even better. Just drive around and run into people while your team mate shoots all of the other noobs. I like to drive straight at people as it freaks them out. It's like watching a murder in slow motion. They know they are going to die.
If your lucky enough to get sandtarp load up the elephant. This vehicle is over powered. Simply drive it around to where the enemies are and you have 2 gunners to tear them up. Even better this vehicle can't be destroyed. This is a guarantee win when you drive around in this beast. I have had people send me many angry messages because I am so awesome. I even beat snipedown240 while in my elephant. I just kept running him over. He didn't even bother moving the whole game because he knew how amazing I am and how over powered the elephant is. So much for a professional MLG player.